KOLOMENTAL
Hope you guyz are having a great weekend. I had nothing to blog about, so i decided to catch up on the news on Yahoo! I came across the story below. I don't know if you guyz have heard it before but i still wanted to share it. When i read it the first time, i could not help laughing my head off, but then i reread it & stopped laughing. Only God knows what drove a man to run into a restaurant so as to cut his penis off. Well, here is the story:
The man charged into a branch of a pizza and pasta chain Zizzi in a touristic area of central London on Sunday.
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," diner Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
Police said a man aged 30-40 was injured through self-inflicted wounds. He was taken to a south London hospital.
Zizzi said the knife-wielder was thought to have no connection to the restaurant.
Staff stopped him entering one kitchen, then he ran into a second kitchen area, the chain said in a statement.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time.
"The police arrived in a matter of minutes and took the man away.
"Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
Weird isn't it??? I just found it Bizzare. I'm sure you guyz have heard Faze's "KOLOMENTAL" (great song by the way). I just had to borrow the bit from the song which says "omo na mental case", cos i believe thats the case here.
37 comments:
lol I think this is the bit were I go "I am first".
I agree the dude must be mad, if otherwise what could possible cause a person to do such.
I could only wonder.
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I read it too,lol! And ironically Zizi stands for his pp in french, he couldnt have picked a better venue!lol!
That's quite bizarre. I thought most men had a mortal fear of getting 'it' cut off?
wait!he cut off his won penis..eughh
I read and heard about it and initially i thought it was actually someone else who wizzed it off. Then I confirmed he did the 'operation' on himself. Now thats a quick fire way to becoming an Eunuch!
Maybe it was giving him some problems.
hmm!! wat da hell?
i feel sorry for that guy. only the Almighty knows what pushed him off the edge.thanks for stopping by.
Hells bells that's one heck of a story, the thought of having one's john thomas sliced off is too horrible to envisage.
This is a joke:
The supermarket worker who got caught putting his penis in the bacon slicer was sacked. Did you get it?.
BTW. The last time I was in Lagos was when schoolchildren sang Carter bridge is falling down, to the tune of "London bridge is falling down" It may have been before your mum was born, I am aware the bridge has been replaced.
Chidi, I would like to say that your parents have a Lovely daughter, and thanks for calling, have a lovely day.
U never know...it might have been burning each time he tried to pee
Ok why did he have to display his self?
I hope the police took him Johnson
cause You know those restaurants and their funny business
anything goes for meat nowadays lol
come thru anytime ya want
There's def. more to this than meets the eye!
I read about the story in the papers. I think he has some kind of mental illness history. A reader pointed out that ZIZZI in french is supposed to mean penis also. What an irony or coincidence that he chose zizzi to perform a 'bobbitt'.
i am going to go and look for this story now so that i can forward it to everyone i know
mercy.
seriously.
i mean i am literally speechless.
dang.
wow.
ok i'll stop now.
the guy cut his thingy off. that's some serious bese o. l can imagine.................l guess he wanted the cook to make some penis pizza. lol
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@yankeenaijachick-(lol!!)
Truly a KOLOMENTAL case..There are no other ways to describe this o!
the guy really has mental issues.
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Ha! Ha! Ha! And i thot a gy would just fall dead if his Kini was cut off. The guy still had strength to run around, Na wa o.
Some mothers do have them!
Maybe the guy decided that he didnt need it anymore. What better way to cut off your penis than in a restaurant full of people who are tanked up on food and can throw up at the slightest provocation. I bet they are still trying to get rid of the smell of vomit. eugh!
he's a correct craze man o, he cut his own thing.......insanity.
I'm not so sure about faze's song though, dunno why. But evry1 seems to like it. oh well, jst my own pt of view sha.
cool blog.
freaky...can't even start to think how it'd feel!
Omo na mental case!!!! start to de crase!!!!! show urself for this place kolomental!!!!!! Lol
damn.. he must be mentally ill to cut of his dick...
Serious MENTAL CASE! Whatttt?
thought i already stopped here lol
its so CRAZY!
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i heard about this and no one has said yet why he did it... i mean, other than he's a tad mental.
anyhooo, thx for stoppin by my blog earlier.
:-)
I went to the restaurant at The Strand on Saturday. The man was taken to a mental institution after his penis was re-attached.
lmao.. thats the funniest and most disturbing shit i read in a while
there are a lot of crazy people out there wt low esteems,i'm sure he must have felt inadequate wt hick penis size or just constantly found it difficult to have an erection. My verdict,
Where've yu been? Yu berra update b4 i send blog police after you...LOL!
@Ugo-(lol!!!)i will update soon enough
call it "Kolo", "mental case", "crazy" or anything else, the fact is somebody is not going to get laid anytime soon. too bad for him. sorry for not visiting ur blog in a while. been very busy. hows it been. cheers!!!!
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That is a really crazy story lol...
Damn, that's one terrible story.
Must have been a painful experience
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